I can still recall…The Last Summer.
I still see it all…
Archie walking fair, Teen Wolf in the air.
The Last Summer.
On Instagram we share…
We rollerbladed by the river,
And we sat down in the grass,
Outside of Mason’s parents’ cabin.
I was so happy Griffin stalked.
I can’t believe that you weren’t shocked!
Ohhhh yes.
Those crazy years, that was the time…
No one took a shower.
But underneath…we had a fear of flying…
To New York…a fear of slowly dying…
Maia went for the attack.
Like she’s Never Goin’ Back.
I can still recall The Last Summer.
We’ll break up by the fall…
In the tourist scene, round the Chicago Bean.
The Last Summer.
Adults should not be dating teens.
Takeout BBQ.
The Last Summer.
College for the few.
Hooking up by day, mothers far away.
The Last Summer.
Columbia can wait.
And now you’re working on Wall Street,
A gaming fan, a cheating man.
And your name is…Chad?
How dull it seems.
Are you the jailbait of my dreams?
I can still recall The Last Summer.
The Cubs might win it all.
Skates along the park, waiting for a spark,
The Last Summer.
Boning after dark.
I can still recall The Last Summer.
Love Actually missed a call…
Going to the beach, being your best teach,
The Last Summer.
One inclusion rider each.
A bad student film.
The Last Summer.
Can’t we just be whelmed?
Netflix for the day, prestige far away…
The Last Summer.
Perfect for your bae.
The movie may be a C, but your review is a bonafide C+
As someone who has watched Mamma Mia and Mamma Mia 2 well over a dozen times in total, I approve this message.
BONING AFTER DARK. Best line in any review I’ve read this year.
Guys, Jon broke.
You should attach the song to the review. I read the whole thing as Colin Firth, glorious.